A theme park I could have totally gotten behind

So I was perusing the news today to find out the theme park of my dreams is now gone.

Yes, my fellow pervs. Love Land is being demolished because the Chinese are prudes.

Lu Xiaoqing, who was the park manager has stated that the park planned

to display naked human sculptures, giant models of genitals, sex technique “workshops” and a photography exhibition about the history of sex, according to China Daily. The displays would have included lessons on safe sex and the proper use of condoms.

Now, who doesn't love that? Sure, it's not as graphic, entertaining and educational as your local sex shop but China probably doesn't have sex shops.

See...I could never live in China. Besides the political leanings that I don't agree with, the human rights violations, the fact that their food probably tastes totally different there than it does at my local Foo Kee Chinese Restaurant and now add in the fact that they can't handle the truth about some nookie, yeah. I won't be changing my immigration status any time soon.

I'm sorry. I think Love Land would have been a hit. Much more entertaining that going to Disney World.