Quality product, my ass.

I like dressing up. I have to admit it that even though my mom is a huge tomboy that loves baseball, football and guns, she did raise a rather prissy girl. I guess I shouldn't be so stereotypical. There's plenty of women out there that love guns and football. I just don't happen to be that girl. I do like baseball but I only like it if we go to the game. I don't have the patience to watch it on the TV but I digress.

I am a girl. I like dressing up. I like heels and stockings. I like dresses. I like getting my pedicures and manicures. I like getting my hair done. So being that way, I also like a good solid girly product and it has long been my quest to find a pair of pantyhose that last.

So believe me, I listened up when all my girlfriends told me about Spanx. Spanx is fantastic. Spanx is wonderful. Spanx could solve world hunger and balance the budget.

I tried them.

I must say I'm not a fan. Why?

Because these suppose miracle pantyhose, these nylons that were supposed to outlast the test of time, these little Lycra leg encasers that cost an arm and a leg got a run in them the second I took them out of the package.

Now, it's one thing to spend about $10 bucks on a pair of pantyhose at the ole Lane Bryant. It's a whole other enchilada to have an almost $30 pair of nylons snag the second you slip them over your toe. Oh my god I was fucking LIVID. Good money, down the drain.

Men don't have this problem. You don't completely lose it if your undies get a hole in them. Hell you wear those fuckers till all they are is loose fabric covering your naughty bits.

So Spanx, you and I are in a fight. Your product is no better than any other product out there because it does not hold up in my opinion.