Bleh
So I went out for 2.5 minutes this weekend and I am very sad to report that one of my favorite standard fair to eat while out truly disappointed me.
Tanners? What happened?
Now, this need to have a Tanner's Booga was started by the one, the only KTay. She had for her lunch time fair something that sounds so sinful, so unpure, so strictly from the devil that it at first turns you off. But while she described the sounds, smells, tastes and sights, it pulls you in that you must, just once in your life have a bite.
The deep fried hamburger.
She ate a deep fried hamburger. Now I'm not talking about just the patty was fried. The whole damn thing was fried. FRIED.
With my little acid issues effecting the voice, I'm hyper aware that me and fried foods are destined to not be friends any more but just like Brokeback Mountain, "I just can't quit you!" Fried food is yummy. There is a reason that the french fries you make at home and bake in the oven don't taste as good as McDonalds. Fried. Egg rolls are meant to be fried. So let me be the first to say that if the government starts regulating that we can't fry our food, I will be the first in line to put on my Tricorn hat and declare a revolution.
Anyway, this hamburger was fried in complete. Bun, lettuce, tomato, cheese, pickle. Dunked in batter and fried. She said it was fantastic and when it comes to food, KTay has never steered me wrong so I trust her. She even said it poofed when she cut it (that's how crispy it was) and the cheese all oozed out like lava. Now, I know my mouth is watering.
So, now that I've been tempted by hamburger, I think to myself, "Where do I go for the best burgers in town?"
Tanners is one of my faves. I go there with two of my friends and order a Bare Booga, medium well. I know. Why didn't I get a Hawaiian Booga or at least the Cheez Booga. I don't know.
So my booga comes out, medium rare. This is going downhill quickly. There is also no tomatoes, a wilted piece of lettuce and a red onion and NO PICKLE. What the hell?
So I ate my booga with ketchup and didn't even finish it. Very disappointing.
I may have to go eat a whole bucket of deep fried pickles at Tomfooleries just to make up for it.
Tanners? What happened?
Now, this need to have a Tanner's Booga was started by the one, the only KTay. She had for her lunch time fair something that sounds so sinful, so unpure, so strictly from the devil that it at first turns you off. But while she described the sounds, smells, tastes and sights, it pulls you in that you must, just once in your life have a bite.
The deep fried hamburger.
She ate a deep fried hamburger. Now I'm not talking about just the patty was fried. The whole damn thing was fried. FRIED.
With my little acid issues effecting the voice, I'm hyper aware that me and fried foods are destined to not be friends any more but just like Brokeback Mountain, "I just can't quit you!" Fried food is yummy. There is a reason that the french fries you make at home and bake in the oven don't taste as good as McDonalds. Fried. Egg rolls are meant to be fried. So let me be the first to say that if the government starts regulating that we can't fry our food, I will be the first in line to put on my Tricorn hat and declare a revolution.
Anyway, this hamburger was fried in complete. Bun, lettuce, tomato, cheese, pickle. Dunked in batter and fried. She said it was fantastic and when it comes to food, KTay has never steered me wrong so I trust her. She even said it poofed when she cut it (that's how crispy it was) and the cheese all oozed out like lava. Now, I know my mouth is watering.
So, now that I've been tempted by hamburger, I think to myself, "Where do I go for the best burgers in town?"
Tanners is one of my faves. I go there with two of my friends and order a Bare Booga, medium well. I know. Why didn't I get a Hawaiian Booga or at least the Cheez Booga. I don't know.
So my booga comes out, medium rare. This is going downhill quickly. There is also no tomatoes, a wilted piece of lettuce and a red onion and NO PICKLE. What the hell?
So I ate my booga with ketchup and didn't even finish it. Very disappointing.
I may have to go eat a whole bucket of deep fried pickles at Tomfooleries just to make up for it.



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