What does this look like to you?

I will preface this by saying I DID NOT knit this. I would never knit this. I think Fun Fur is hidious despite the fact that I have a sort of cool looking blue and white fun fur scarf. I made it because we were wearing blue and white feather boas to the Royals game and I don't like feathers. That was my answer and honestly, it does look really cool.

But back to the point. What does that look like? No. Go into the gutter with me. Don't worry. We won't touch the walls. Just for a few seconds. Think about it. I'll wait.
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It looks like a female's naughty bits doesn't it, circa 1970? Yeah. Pre-Pam Anderson waxing. Someone made that. It's supposed to be a purse. Stop laughing. Seriously. And the best part is someone made it and gave it to someone else. Someone gave a friend of mine a pussy purse. Oh yeah. I don't think she intended for it to look like a hairy pussy but it sure does.